Most unexpected news.

How best to say this? Bluntly, I suppose: the body is two months pregnant. I suppose all the stress-induced vomiting was really morning-sickness. This is indeed a surprise. I cannot call it unplanned, as it would be technically untrue. The vast majority of adults know whence babies come, and in performing the act, one knows there is a chance, no matter how small, of conception. So: not unplanned, and not unwanted; but a surprise nonetheless.